Top 10 Things I Should/Shouldn’t of said… (NSFW)

So I got chewed out today by some random lady for letting Walter scoot “too far” ahead of me.  To hear her describe it he was nearly killed by a car and she let me know under no uncertain terms that I was a crap parent and she was better than me.  I was stunned into silence and frankly did not want to lose my cool in front of Walter so I simply thanked her for her “feedback.”  Walter was standing next to me shaking like a leaf.  She’d scared the shit out of him.  She keeps yapping and I ask her if she’s done?  She says yes and I say to Walter, calmly “she has some advice for us and though she might have a valid point she’s being very mean and nasty.  She should try and be much nicer.”  We kept walking as she kept talking and I couldn’t resist and flipped her off as I walked away.

Mind you Walter was not “almost killed.”  She claimed she had a 6 year old that never stray that far from her.  I saw nothing dangerous and frankly I give Walter space.  Probably more than most but for a kid that can’t be alone even for a minute, has to be touching one of us if we are on the couch and as insecure as he is when he’s brave enough to test limits I let him test.  Frankly I trust him to look for cars and he wasn’t in danger.  Of course ten minutes after this went down I thought of better/awful things to say.  So here we go.  Here’s the Top 10 Things I Should/Shouldn’t of said (NSFW)

10.  C U Next Tuesday!

9.  Based on your current mood I’m sure your kid loves all your attention.

8.  Your kid probably wears a helmet to play basketball – Dudette

7.  Is your husband deaf or just numb?

6.  Hey, I don’t tell you how to suck cock, don’t tell me how to raise my kid.

5.  He’s not a boy.  He’s a robot.  (Then just nod my head till she walks away)

4.  Miss I know it takes a village, but the village idiot has some very specific jobs and child rearing is not one.

3.  My wife says the same thing.

2.  Guess who shrieks like a harpy and is in desperate need of dick?

1.  That’s like…your opinion man.

 

Abide.

 

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7 Responses to Top 10 Things I Should/Shouldn’t of said… (NSFW)

  1. Awesome! Being a parent myself I have had times when someone thinks they know a better way of doing things and voicing that opinion to me in the rudest possible way . Unfortunately I don’t always handle it in a cool and calm fashion. Keep doing a great job with Walter, really enjoy your blog.

  2. dragonmommie says:

    I like #7 the best…. #6 a close second, but then that’s probably because I’m a female.

  3. G. says:

    I know what u’re talking about… #6 and #5, definitively 😀
    Cool site.
    Keep abiding, dude.

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